No, no… there’s none of the good stuff in here.
Well there’s ALL good stuff in here, but none of that good stuff. I don’t think that good stuff would juice very well. Or that you’re meant to operate something as dangerous as a juicer when you’ve got that good stuff…
Makes 16 oz (depending on juicer efficiency)
3 leaves Kale
This is a pretty simple juice and if you’ve got a pineapple handy then you’re set. You can substitute spinach for the kale if you want and lime for lemon if you must. Now juice those bad boys up and away you go on the Pineapple Express.
And don’t forget to save your pineapple pulp for smoothies and/or an inspired pineapple upside cake.